Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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