at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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