Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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