so explain again why im purple
no
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
