last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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