Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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