she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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