the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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