You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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