I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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