Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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