Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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