problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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