Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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