Midget sex pt 2 tonight
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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