Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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