brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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