if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
