So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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