So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
