So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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