why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i love accidental penises.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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