I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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