yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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