It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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