This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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