i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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