i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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