my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We got so high we made milksteak
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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