My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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