What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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