Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
