addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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