Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
