Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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