you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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