It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
it glows. i had to have it.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
