So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I look better un-naked...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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