i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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