Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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