Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
