rhymes with "ouble enetration"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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