perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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