Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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