I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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