im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Just cropdusted the office
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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