No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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