Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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