So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
sex in a hospital.. check
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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