the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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