I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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