i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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