Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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