also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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