I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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