that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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